Mistake Busted Condom Johnson M.D.
A blog of random things I like. Not really a fandom, not really a set category. Just enjoy. WARNING: there might be expletives and extreme hilarity

12th January 2019

Post reblogged from Just an idiot, doing idiot things with 58,442 notes

pastel-daydreaming:

When you’re daydreaming a scenario and then suddenly come up with something that would work way better

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12th January 2019

Photoset reblogged from Time Out For Thee and Time Out For Thee with 10,861 notes

pandollop:

catchymemes:

“This is Jeremiah. Jeremiah wore safety goggles while angle grinding. Jeremiah still has his right eye. Be like Jeremiah.”

Via @tjconnorstweets

I feel like I need this specifically on my doll blog to remind myself to wear my safety goggles when doing heavy doll modding.

Source: catchymemes

12th January 2019

Photo reblogged from Bichael Biyers with 91,381 notes

jewishdragon:
“ 9enj1:
“is this saying mater and lightning mcqueen are gay
”
wait cars the musical
”

jewishdragon:

9enj1:

is this saying mater and lightning mcqueen are gay

wait cars the musical

Source: fakeblack

12th January 2019

Post reblogged from Bichael Biyers with 39,565 notes

tinyrats:

gaundiced:

holobeam:

cyndagos:

zemra:

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mood

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and theyre dating and theyre very open abt their bdsm practices

men: i relate to rapists and murderers

women: i relate to alienated girls who act weird

thats cuz the woman on twitter who made the first pic about dudes who kin scott pilgrim made it in direct response to the second pic being used to mock geek chicks for no reason

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Source: zemra

12th January 2019

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12th January 2019

Post reblogged from Vrepit Sup Dude with 19,431 notes

anunexpectedfanboy:

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

sometimes i just lose my fucking mind and afterwards i’m like “what the fuck is wrong with me…why am i Like This™” and the answer is always the moon

me: *goes absolutely feral for a few days*

me: why the hell did i do that *checks the lunar calendar and sees the moon’s up to some freaky shit again* ah

literally i LOVE the moon but like is she almost done…like is it over…being unhinged 24/7 like this is so. Exhausting

Roll for what this post is about

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12th January 2019

Post reblogged from JayJay Jenkins with 505 notes

bebhemmo:

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Y’all going to hell for this

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12th January 2019

Post reblogged from The Devil You Don't Know with 119,290 notes

New Yorker Cartoon

banderboucher:

Millennial holding newborn baby: Where the like button on this binch!!!

Source: banderboucher

12th January 2019

Photo reblogged from BLVKSTYLE. blog with 12,111 notes

blvkstyle:
“Shop at : SSENSE.COM , men - women
SHOP : ERIS BLACK Consumed now!
Shop : TheBrokenDreamClub - insta here
”

blvkstyle:

Shop at : SSENSE.COM , men - women


SHOP : ERIS BLACK Consumed now!


Shop : TheBrokenDreamClub - insta here


Source: 9thun

12th January 2019

Post reblogged from The Devil You Don't Know with 132 notes

hailneaux:

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instagram.com/msericadixon

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