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12th January 2019

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When you’re daydreaming a scenario and then suddenly come up with something that would work way better

12th January 2019

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catchymemes:
“This is Jeremiah. Jeremiah wore safety goggles while angle grinding. Jeremiah still has his right eye. Be like Jeremiah.”
Via @tjconnorstweets
I feel like I need this specifically on my doll blog to remind myself to wear my safety goggles when doing heavy doll modding.

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12th January 2019

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jewishdragon:

9enj1:
is this saying mater and lightning mcqueen are gay
wait cars the musical

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12th January 2019

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tinyrats:

gaundiced:
holobeam:
cyndagos:
zemra:
mood
and theyre dating and theyre very open abt their bdsm practices
men: i relate to rapists and murderers
women: i relate to alienated girls who act weird
thats cuz the woman on twitter who made the first pic about dudes who kin scott pilgrim made it in direct response to the second pic being used to mock geek chicks for no reason

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12th January 2019

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12th January 2019

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anunexpectedfanboy:

worldsworstfather:
worldsworstfather:
worldsworstfather:
sometimes i just lose my fucking mind and afterwards i’m like “what the fuck is wrong with me…why am i Like This™” and the answer is always the moon
me: *goes absolutely feral for a few days*
me: why the hell did i do that *checks the lunar calendar and sees the moon’s up to some freaky shit again* ah
literally i LOVE the moon but like is she almost done…like is it over…being unhinged 24/7 like this is so. Exhausting
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